Tuesday, March 15, 2016

A Time to Start...

The name Semi-Seedless Watermelons came from my confusion when confronted by a large box of watermelons in a Sam's Club Store with a sign that identified them as semi-seedless. That sign stopped me in my tracks. Semi-seedless, what the hell? How does that work? An employee noticed my confusion and came to offer assistance. When I asked what semi-seedless meant, he looked at me like I was stupid and he told me the watermelons have less seeds than regular watermelons. I tried to explain that they would still be "seeded" but no. It gave me such a headache that I had to go home and semi-drunk.

So, this blog is collection of the stupid items and ideas that are foisted on us everyday. Turns out that the idea of semi-seedless comes up a lot in my life. If you have an example add it to the list.

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